July 27, 2011
Tonight we attended another fun program at the South Valleys Library, the Captain Jack Spareribs Show. Drunk on barbecue sauce instead of rum, Capt. Jack entertained a full house with juggling, magic, ventriloquism, and bad pirate jokes! How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? Give up? About a buccaneer...get it...buck-an-ear!! Yep, they were all that bad. The show was awesome and very entertaining. Capt. Jack juggled two swords and an apple and ate the apple in the process. It was pretty amazing and a little scary from the front row. He did a few magic tricks with help from the audience (including me who apparently can’t cut two pieces of rope evenly), and introduced us to Maynerd, the talking (puppet) monkey. L and I both enjoyed the show a lot and spent the rest of the evening trying to figure out how he did some of the magic tricks. After the show we went and played at the park for a while; last time we went there a few months ago it was too cold, this time it was too hot. We didn’t last too long before we were overheated and decided it was time for dinner. We had dinner at Heidi’s before it was time to head home.

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| It looked like he stuffed a little piece of toilet paper into his mouth, but out came feet and feet and feet of colored streamers. |
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| Maynerd the talking monkey reminded Capt. Jack that he can't use the last name Sparrow or else he might get sued by a mouse. |
Until our next adventure . . .








